In our lives we have a lot of necessities that we HAVE to have and do. Example we have to breathe, we have to eat, we have to drink water or we will not survive...among other things. One thing that we HAVE to do that annoys me (go ahead start laughing now) is Urinating! I can not stand having to stop what I am doing to use the bathroom. Why do I have to accommodate my bladder at all times, WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?
What urination REALLY is, and why do we HAVE to do it?
Urination, also known as micturition, voiding, peeing, and more rarely, emiction, is the process of disposing of urine from the urinary bladder through the urethra to the outside of the body. In healthy humans the process of urination is under voluntary control. In infants, elderly individuals and those with neurological injury, urination may occur as an involuntary reflex. In other animals, in addition to urination serving the purpose of expulsion of waste material, the act can serve to mark territory or express submissiveness. Physiologically, micturition involves coordination between the central, autonomic and somatic nervous systems. Brain centers that regulate urination include the pontine micturition center, periaqueductal gray, and the cerebral cortex. (Wikipedia)
Now that we got all that educational information out the way. Read why pee is a problem for me, feel my pain like a bad uti. This is what always happens to me, never fails.
Bathroom Problem #1
Every time I go to the mall, this one never seems to fail... I will be fine as I am weaving in and out of the stores, trying on shoes, shuffling through racks, but let me go into a fitting room and try something on! Forget it my bladder and urethra go crazy, and I am forced to exit the fitting rooms at top speeds and find the nearest bathroom. By the time I finish using the bathroom I am too piss to go back and find what I was about to try on and try it on again, so I leave.
M.Lanzo: 0
Pee: 1
Bathroom Problem #2
I have a love-hate relationship with Wal-Mart. I enjoy going there, but I don't like how it is always ALWAYS busy. You can never just go in and out, I always plan for 2 hours when I go to Wal-Mart. Anywho I will be fine driving there, excellent getting out my car and getting that buggy, the second I step foot into the actual store, I have to use the bathroom, never fails! Sometimes I try to ignore it, but it always ends up winning forcing me to leave empty handed... I refuse to use the bathrooms at Wal-Mart.
M.Lanzo: 0
Pee: 2
Bathroom Problem #3
I am a strong believer of not "breaking the seal" when I am out having a drink or two. It seems for some reason I can never make it pass the third drink without my bladder screaming, "BATHROOM NOW!" Of course I try to ignore it, and continue to do what I was doing. As my song comes on and I am bumping to the beat, I find myself bumping my way to the bathroom like a bad instructional dance move. *Sighs* Needless to say I become a prisoner of the stalls all night and there goes my night. "Way to ruin my night bladder!"
M.Lanzo: 0
Pee: 3
Notice a trend?? Score is kind of looking like the score of the NJ Nets right now.
Then if it isn't bad enough that I am always losing the battle between my urine. It always finds a way to make me feel like an idiot, when I am in a panic to use the bathroom. It seems like I can never get my damn button undone on my pants! I promise you it is a fight of me holding my pee, while trying to unbutton that stubborn button, before I can't hold my pee any longer and I pee my pants with the stubborn button. What the freak! I just never win.
I wish I could just send my bladder a meeting request on when we can find sometime in the day to use the bathroom 8(. It would make my life so much easier. I did however find some funny sites on Urine facts, you should check these links out when you are not busy peeing.
http://www.urinecolors.com/fun_with_pee.php
http://forums.explosm.net/showthread.php?t=53822
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/282217/strange_facts_about_urine.html?cat=68
Be Safe
M.Lanzo 8)
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